{"id":75,"date":"2005-03-09T18:52:07","date_gmt":"2005-03-09T18:52:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wp.uberbroc.com\/?p=75"},"modified":"2005-03-09T18:52:07","modified_gmt":"2005-03-09T18:52:07","slug":"he-helium","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wp.uberbroc.com\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":"He… Helium."},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n\n
He… Helium.<\/b><\/font>
You scored 31 Mass, 20 Electronegativity, 30 Metal, and 60 Radioactivity! <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\nThat’s odd, our tests indicate that you did not just take this test. In
\nfact, we’re not even sure you exist. Oh, wait, no, somebody just found
\nindirect evidence of you in the deep Earth and in the Sun. Okay, so
\nyou’re real, but man, you need to get out more. Actually, you’re pretty
\ncool, always doing your own thing, but we kinda wish that you would
\ninteract with us a bit more. On a positive note, I think some research
\nlab in Berkeley has managed to put you into a psuedo-stable
\nrelationship that, if you’re kept very cold, you won’t walk away
\nfrom… or maybe that was Xenon. I forget. <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender<\/i>:<\/p>\n
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<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 24%<\/b> on Mass<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 17%<\/b> on Electroneg<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 13%<\/b> on Metal<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 87%<\/b> on Radioactivity<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test<\/a> written by effataigus<\/a> on Ok Cupid<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

He… Helium. You scored 31 Mass, 20 Electronegativity, 30 Metal, and 60 Radioactivity! That’s odd, our tests indicate that you did not just take this test. In fact, we’re not even sure you exist. Oh, wait, no, somebody just found…<\/span><\/p>\n

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