Well I took my antibiotics for a week and am better. The sore throat was gone in a couple days, and while I still cough a bit, I’m certainly mostly better. I don’t know if the doctor’s visit made any…

I’ve had a sore throat for a week, so I actually broke down and went to a doctor. He gave me a couple things, and one of them says: Possible Side Effects: SIDE EFFECTS that may occur while taking this…

He… Helium. You scored 31 Mass, 20 Electronegativity, 30 Metal, and 60 Radioactivity! That’s odd, our tests indicate that you did not just take this test. In fact, we’re not even sure you exist. Oh, wait, no, somebody just found…