He… Helium.

He… Helium.
You scored 31 Mass, 20 Electronegativity, 30 Metal, and 60 Radioactivity!
That’s odd, our tests indicate that you did not just take this test. In
fact, we’re not even sure you exist. Oh, wait, no, somebody just found
indirect evidence of you in the deep Earth and in the Sun. Okay, so
you’re real, but man, you need to get out more. Actually, you’re pretty
cool, always doing your own thing, but we kinda wish that you would
interact with us a bit more. On a positive note, I think some research
lab in Berkeley has managed to put you into a psuedo-stable
relationship that, if you’re kept very cold, you won’t walk away
from… or maybe that was Xenon. I forget.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 24% on Mass
You scored higher than 17% on Electroneg
You scored higher than 13% on Metal
You scored higher than 87% on Radioactivity

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